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christophe
As anticapitalista wrote,
The kafeneio is not a compulsory read. If you don’t like the topics posted, just ignore them; they die out eventually.
But feel free to add to these, if you prefer 😉
(Just saying… because some people (like my wife) hate jokes like these…)
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.Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out of here!” shouts the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”.
.Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
It’s two gross..
.Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool..
.Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
He kept leaving little messages around the house..
.I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer..
.Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it..
.The NSA Walks into a bar.
“Hey, I’ve got a great new joke for you!” the barman says.
The NSA smiles. “Heard it.”.
.An amnesiac walks into a bar.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”- This topic was modified 1 year, 10 months ago by christophe.
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calciumsodium
Brian Masinick
@christophe:
You’re really on a roll this week;
Classic geek jokes! Thanks!--
Brian Masinickchristophe
I recently met a Chinese man in Toronto and got to know that his name was “Kannaswami.”
I asked him, “How did you ever get a name like that, being Chinese?”
He said:
Many, many years ago, when I first went to Canada, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter.
The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil refugee.The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked, “What is your name?”
He replied, “Kannaswami”.
Then she looked at me and asked, “What’s your name?”
I said, “Sem Ting”.
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BobC
Thanks, this is much better!
- This reply was modified 1 year, 10 months ago by BobC.
- This reply was modified 1 year, 10 months ago by BobC.
christophe
Brian Masinick
christophe
More of the Sem Ting:
A Sri Lankan, a Chinese, and a Canadian immigration official walk into a bar.
They order their drinks & sit down together.
“Why do you keep teasing me about getting your name wrong?” asked the Canadian to the Chinese.
“You know I don’t understand Chinese.”“Because you legally changed my name; that’s why,” said the Chinese man, winking and feining a hurt tone.
“Yes. And since you gave him my name, now he’s been forced to appropriate MY culture,”
the Sri Lankan interjected in mock outrage. “You stole my identity. And gave it to him!”Just then the bartender serves the drinks and laughs, “Hey, that’s funny! I don’t care who you are.”
confirmed antiX frugaler, since 2019
Brian Masinick
@christophe:
You’re really ‘on a roll’, maybe rolling on the floor!
☑️👍😎😊--
Brian Masinick
LikkMii
I been here a while. Adult guy place.
Brian; make it disappear if it offends
anticapitalista
I been here a while. Adult guy place.
Brian; make it disappear if it offendsSince there are apparently a few minors frequenting the forum, I removed the image.
Philosophers have interpreted the world in many ways; the point is to change it.
antiX with runit - leaner and meaner.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
He had no body to go with.
Or maybe …
He did not have the guts to do it.
- This reply was modified 1 year, 9 months ago by calciumsodium.
andyprough
I sent the prostitution arrest newspaper clip to my mom and dad, gave them a good laugh. Poor Karen though, little did she know that the punishment for failing to stop at a railroad crossing is being branded as a prostitute. I’ll bet she didn’t make that mistake again.
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