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    christophe

    As anticapitalista wrote,

    The kafeneio is not a compulsory read. If you donโ€™t like the topics posted, just ignore them; they die out eventually.

    But feel free to add to these, if you prefer ๐Ÿ˜‰

    (Just saying… because some people (like my wife) hate jokes like these…)

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    Helvetica and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
    โ€œGet out of here!โ€ shouts the bartender. โ€œWe donโ€™t serve your type.โ€

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    Why should the number 288 never be mentioned?
    Itโ€™s two gross.

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    Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
    He drank the coffee before it was cool.

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    Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles.
    He kept leaving little messages around the house.

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    I poured root beer in a square glass.
    Now I just have beer.

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    Where do you find a cow with no legs?
    Right where you left it.

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    The NSA Walks into a bar.
    โ€œHey, Iโ€™ve got a great new joke for you!โ€ the barman says.
    The NSA smiles. โ€œHeard it.โ€

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    An amnesiac walks into a bar.
    He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, โ€œSo, do I come here often?โ€

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    Why is 10 afraid of 7?
    Because 7 8 9

    Why is 6 afraid of 9?
    Because 9 8 7

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    #62865
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    @christophe:

    You’re really on a roll this week;
    Classic geek jokes! Thanks!

    Brian Masinick

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    I recently met a Chinese man in Toronto and got to know that his name was “Kannaswami.”

    I asked him, “How did you ever get a name like that, being Chinese?”

    He said:

    Many, many years ago, when I first went to Canada, I was standing in line at the Political Asylums Immigration Counter.
    The man in front of me was a Sri Lankan Tamil refugee.

    The white lady at the counter looked at him and asked, “What is your name?”

    He replied, “Kannaswami”.

    Then she looked at me and asked, “What’s your name?”

    I said, “Sem Ting”.

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    Thanks, this is much better!

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    I won first place in a political correctness competition last weekend…
    Though to be fair, so did everyone else. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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    You did great , โ€œSem Tingโ€! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Brian Masinick

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    More of the Sem Ting:

    A Sri Lankan, a Chinese, and a Canadian immigration official walk into a bar.

    They order their drinks & sit down together.

    “Why do you keep teasing me about getting your name wrong?” asked the Canadian to the Chinese.
    “You know I don’t understand Chinese.”

    “Because you legally changed my name; that’s why,” said the Chinese man, winking and feining a hurt tone.

    “Yes. And since you gave him my name, now he’s been forced to appropriate MY culture,”
    the Sri Lankan interjected in mock outrage. “You stole my identity. And gave it to him!”

    Just then the bartender serves the drinks and laughs, “Hey, that’s funny! I don’t care who you are.”

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    @christophe:

    You’re really ‘on a roll’, maybe rolling on the floor!
    โ˜‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Š

    Brian Masinick

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    I been here a while. Adult guy place.
    Brian; make it disappear if it offends

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    I been here a while. Adult guy place.
    Brian; make it disappear if it offends

    Since there are apparently a few minors frequenting the forum, I removed the image.

    Philosophers have interpreted the world in many ways; the point is to change it.

    antiX with runit - leaner and meaner.

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    Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

    He had no body to go with.

    Or maybe …

    He did not have the guts to do it.

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    I sent the prostitution arrest newspaper clip to my mom and dad, gave them a good laugh. Poor Karen though, little did she know that the punishment for failing to stop at a railroad crossing is being branded as a prostitute. I’ll bet she didn’t make that mistake again.

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    ๐Ÿ˜‰

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